My first experience with a Hooker (Expose on why guys have sex with prostitutes)

Society states that guys who have to pay for sex are those that can’t acquire it in the real world, to whom are losers, fat slobs and pathetic dorks, so what chick would give up their a$$ for these types, if any? 

Women want confidence, charisma, alongside a fit physique and good looks, the confidence part alone eliminates the majority of beta males who are in a constant state of vagina starvation. 

If you can’t beat em join em, goes the old saying, and as such applies here in this scenario, giving men a solution for their dilemma, the choice of offering money in exchange for sex. The great equalizer, a women’s best friend “hard cold cash”, want to get between a woman’s legs? Break out your wallet, and open sesame, tah-dah a vagina buffet presents itself to you. 

So, what’s the problem with paying for what you want? No robbery in a fair exchange & scholars claim prostitution is the world’s oldest profession, I mean before there was any industry at all, sex was a hot commodity. No one really accepts hookers in American society,so this is the problem and it’s not exactly the easiest topic to bring up at the dinner table, hey guys “I Bang hookers, pass the peas.   “

What’s a man to do when he has needs but also is terrible with the ladies? He is going to head to the streets in search of the women of the night, gaining a glimpse into the life of his more dominant and successful counterpart, the Alpha Male, whom devours women at the whim of his own discretion. 

Some guys have no problem pulling women into bed, Alphas being at the top of the pile, as they are in high demand amongst women, you’ve heard it a million times , good guys finish last and this is probably the saddest most pathetic fact in the world regarding dating or male/female relations. 

Your either too damn good, or your too damn nice & girls hate this and will never give their pussy to this caliber of men, when a woman can control a man, she loses respect for him, lowering the attraction level, chicas want guys that other girls want, no woman wants a guy that can’t upgrade and ditch her at will. 

But Where’s Mr. Nice guy going to go, if his girlfriend  starts disrespecting him , it’s not like he is a Casanova with an awesome personality that can sweep any woman off their feet with plenty of options, hence the reason girls don’t want a guy that other chicks don’t want, it’s a huge red flag , girls definitely know when you’re a lame and you can’t hide it ever. 

After reaching their whit’s end sick and tired of rejection & lack of getting laid,  guys will more than likelygo in search of his first hooker, trolling classified ads or perhaps a bar.  

I can recall my first hooker I tried to buy some ass from,  she had a ad  listed on back page,  very provocative showing off all the goodies , I decided to text her to set up an appointment, after doing so I drive to the hotel and knock on the door for a minute or two, as I could hear someone inside the room but for some reason she wasn’t answering the door, I decided to text her and see what was up? She responds to me saying ok come back and I’ll let you in. 

I go in the room and she begins to explain to me that while observing me from the peep hole she thought I seemed to have a very intimidating persona in the way I carried myself and she didn’t know if I was a going to be a good trick for her or a hoodlum, I take it with a grain of salt, being stoked that I’m about to bang  a chick that under normal circumstances I could ever fuck. 

She wasn’t very pretty, sort of hideous looking, borderline ugly or unattractive but she might as well have been a super model, because my penis didn’t know the difference between her and a video vixen hip hop model, I was all in, and none out. 

The back-page hooker proceeds to go to the bathroom to washup an I begin to pull out my penis trying to get it hard, I seemed to always have a problem getting hard in front of girls, which was very odd considering I was a chronic masturbator and had no issue getting hard by myself, go figure. 


So as a stoke my private parts trying to erect myself, nothing seemed to work properly, the more I wiggled, giggled and shook my penis, it just jumped around like a wet noodle, I CAN’T GET HARD! I think to myself, so how am I going to bang my first prostitute if I aint got a hard dick to fuck her with?  

So, Problem solved kind of, as she looks at me trying to wake up the  “little guy” and reaches her hand over the condom, touching my wheenie in the process, BOOM! We have take off.

I HAD AN ORGASM THE SECOND SHE TOUCHED MY DICK, the first time in my life and last, I ever came from a chick just touching my penis , goshhhh was I embarrassed, 3-minute man would have been a nice title to have, as I was the one second man, literally coming after one second of sexual contact. 

The funny part is when I go to tell her sorry, give me a second and I’ll be ready to have sex with you, the hooker being the businesswoman she is, tells me she charges $160 for each session, put simply I now owe her $160 and that second nut is extremely far from free? I couldn’t believe what I was hearing, my first hooker charged me $160 for touching my penis? SH!t did I hate hookers this day, I handed her the money all $160 in 20 dollar bills. 

Once in my car I contemplated trying another hooker, whom was a little cheaper around $100 but i took it on the chin and cancelled any more whore chasing for that week. 

Down but not out, after recouping the money I lost, I saved up a nice little pay for play bankroll, this time a different service provider caught my eye, and she only wanted $60 dollars, long story short this went a little better than the first skeezer. 

So, in conclusion on prostitution is that it’s here to stay and I’ll be here with it! Good luck with your first hooker